1、今日什么都不想做，只想安静地帅上一天。
2、The neighbor is a changeable person、 He has changed his WiFi code again、
3、喝加多宝不上火，看加多宝广告上火！
4、哪里还有选择恐惧症，呵，还不是因为没钱。
5、I like you to see me unhappy, and I can not do my appearance、
6、I decided to give up fairy tales because it was purely TMD talk、
7、Life is life, death is life, life is death、
8、我决定放弃童话了，因为那纯粹是TMD扯谈。
9、与其痛苦的回忆，不如没心没肺的活着。
10、Examination is like Sprite, before the exam, heart flying, after the test cool、
11、考试就像雪碧，考前心飞扬，考后透心凉。
12、虽然我不会做饭，但是我点得一手好外卖呀！
13、把你捧在手上，合起了手掌，我憋不死你。
14、Today, I don't want to do anything, just want to be quiet and handsome for the day、
15、Drink more than add treasure to fire, see the advertisement of gado treasure on fire!
16、现实和网络里总是有那么几个人伤春悲秋的。
17、Memories are disturbing things, I hate my own unwillingness、
18、Two things in my life will not、 It won't, that won't、
19、Time is gentle, you need to understand, life is lovely, also want you to pet、
20、蓝颜有了女朋友，红颜是不是要退伍了阿。
21、Isn't it an exam today、 You're all bringing a head、
22、今天不是考试吗，你们怎么都带个脑袋来了。
23、Hold you in your hand, close your hand, I can not hold you、
24、时光温柔，还需你懂，生活可爱，也要你宠。
25、别人是冰清玉洁，你们是金木水火土特产。
26、Why is it so cold that the sky is opening up air conditioning to the earth?
27、When I miss someone, it is like that、
28、Rather than painful memories, it is better to live without heart、
29、If you can't play mobile phones in the toilet, do you play shit?
30、有个人长得很像电话，结果出门就被打了。
31、Someone looked like a phone call and was called when he left、
32、爱情和赌博一样，红了眼的都拿器官下注。
33、总是有那么一个人，你会在不经意间想起他。
34、我就喜欢你看我不爽，又干不掉我的样子。
35、There are always so many people in the reality and the network who hurt the spring and autumn、
36、I can hit me at the same table, but I warn you not to hurt me by mistake、
37、Have we seen it? It looks like you look like my pig、
38、打我同桌可以，但我警告你，不要误伤到我。
39、Love and gambling, red eyes are all taking organ bet、
40、经过狂风暴雨的洗礼，世界变得更透彻。
41、Others are clean and clean、 You are a special product of golden wood, water, fire and soil、
42、There is fear of choice, ah, not because there is no money、
43、The world has become more thorough after the baptism of the storm、
44、邻居是个多变的人，他又改wifi密码了。
45、生就一生，死就一生，生生死死就一生。
46、这一辈子就两件事不会。这不会，那不会。
47、我们是不是见过，看起来你长得很像我家猪。
48、如果上厕所不能玩手机，那难道玩屎吗？
49、Blue Yan has a girlfriend, is red Yan going to retire、
50、回忆是个扰人的东西，我恨自己的不甘心。
51、Although I can't cook, I can order a good takeout!
52、怎么这么冷、难道是天空对大地开放了冷气？
53、There is always a person who you think of inadvertently、