英语小笑话
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents house。 At bedtime， the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers， when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs: "I pray for a bicycle。 I pray for a new toy。"
两个小男孩在祖父母家过夜。睡觉的时候，两个小男孩跪在床边开始祈祷，这时小一些的孩子扯开嗓子大声喊道：“我祈求得到一辆自行车。我祈求有一个新玩具。”
His older brother leaned over， nudged him and said， "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isnt deaf。"
他的哥哥靠过来，用肘轻碰他说：“你为什么这么大声喊叫呢？上帝又不是聋子。”
To which the little brother replied， "No， but Grandma is!"
弟弟回答说：“是的'，可是奶奶听不到呀！”
英语小笑话 9
Dentist: Im sorry， madam， but Ill have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your sons tooth。
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction。
Dentist: I usually do。 But your son yelled so loud， he scared four other patients out of the office。
昂贵的代价
牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母亲：二十五美元!可是我明白您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?
牙科医生：是的.。可是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了
英语小笑话
Intelligent son
One day， the father lets eight year-old son send a letter， the son took the letter ， the father then remembered didnt write the address and addressees name on the envelope。
After the son es back， the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"
"Certainly"
"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope。"
"Then why you didnt take it back?"
"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee， is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"
聪明的儿子
有一天，父亲让八岁的'儿子去寄一封信，儿子已经拿着信跑了，父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。
儿子回来后，父亲问他:“你把信丢进邮筒了吗?” “当然”“你没看见信封上没有写地址和收信人名字吗?”
“我当然看见信封上什么也没写”“那你为什么不拿回来呢?”
“我还以为你不写地址和收信人，是为了不想让我明白你把信寄给谁呢!”
英语小笑话
女儿六岁上小学，每天都是老公接送。一天，老公送女儿时感慨地说：“爸爸很辛苦的，把你送到了学校，还要买早餐回去给你妈妈吃。”
My daughter attends elementary school at the age of six and is picked up and dropped off by her husband every day. One day, when my husband was giving his daughter a gift, he sighed and said, "Dad worked very hard. He sent you to school and also bought breakfast for your mother to eat."
女儿不以为然：“灰太狼就是这样的啊!它比你可怜多了，回去了还要挨打。”
My daughter disapproved and said, "Grey Wolf is like this! Its much more pitiful than you, and youll get beaten even when you go back."
英语小笑话
A woman who frequently visited a small antique shop rarely purchased anything，but always found fault with the merchandise and prices. The manager and her salesclerk took the womans grumpy complaints in stride，but one day she went too far. "Why is it I never manage to get what I ask for in your shop?”demanded the woman.
一名妇女经常光顾一家小古董店，但几乎从不买什么东西，却总是对商品和价格吹毛求疵。对于那妇女的'粗暴袍怨，经理和她的销售员总是应付了事，但是有一天她做得太过分了。“为什么你们店里总是不能得到我想要的东西?”那名妇女指责说。
A smile on her face，the clerk calmly replied，“Perhaps its because we’re too polite.”
职员脸上带着微笑，沉着地回答道:“也许是因为我们太有礼貌了。”