1 、我并不是看你不顺眼才揍你的懂吗。
I didn't see you not pleasing to the eye just beat you understand?
2 、看到了你，我知道恐龙以前长什么样了。
See you, I know that dinosaurs look like before.
3 、我真的不知道要能拿什么词语来跟你说。
I really don't know what to get words to tell you.
4 、你很了不起么。不就是有动物保护协会撑？
You are very great? Is it not with the animal protection association?
5 、你的半个后臀尖够一家老小从初一吃到十五的。
Your rump a last-borns enough after half a month to 15.
6 、好好的人不做，要出来做狗，真是无可救药啊！
Man is not to be, to come out to do the dog, is really hopeless!
7 、别说我不理你，而是我无法和生物类的你沟通。
Don't say I ignore you, but I can't your communication and biology class.
8 、你不要说话好吗？你一说话就把你的智商暴露了。
You don't talk? Expose your IQ as soon as you speak.
9 、我想问问你，这是哪个坟圈子爆炸把你崩出来了？
I want to ask you, this is the explosion which grave circle you fall out?
1 0、说话都不利落，老跟含着狗粮似的，真是个大畜牲。
Speak not agile, old heel with a dog food, is really a big beast.
1 1 、一脸便秘相，还一天到晚往外跑，在外影响市容市貌。
A face of constipation, also a day to night to go out, outside the affected districts.
1 2、爱你的时候你说什么是什么，不爱你时你说你是什么？
Love you when you say what is what, don't love you when you say what are you?
1 3 、你说你除了放P的时候带点连贯性其余你干啥不打磕巴。
You said you in addition to put P with consistency the rest you do not stutter.
1 4、这熊孩子眼大、耳大，容易进水脑子估计被水给泡坏了。
The bear children big eye, ear, and easy to fill brain estimated by water to bubble is broken.
1 5 、每次站你旁边我手机都没信号，走到马路上都看不到太阳！
Every time standing beside you I phone have no signal, go to all could not see the sun on the road!
16 、理我的都是人，不理我的都是千年老乌龟，谁叫你总不理我。
Reason I is person, ignore my is one thousand years old tortoise, who call you always ignore me.
1 7 、如果你去当演员的话，有一个角色挺适合你的，那就是疯子。
If you go to be an actress, a role is suitable for you, that's crazy.
19 、有娘生没爹养，生来就是出来糟践我们人生观价值和世界观的！
Niang born without dad, born out of botch our outlook on life values and the view of the world!