1 、如果你是一朵花那牛都不拉粪了。
If you are a flower that cows don't pull the dung.
2 、听你说话，一种智商上的优越感油然而生。
To hear you speak, a kind of intelligence superiority arises spontaneously.
3 、请问一下：你的棺材是滑盖的还是翻盖的？
Excuse me: what's your coffin is slide or flip?
4 、他若是还说，你便说，真乖，叫你说就说。
If he said, you said, it's lovely, you said you like.
5 、其实你算什么呢，不过是一条乱吠的狗罢了。
Actually you consider as what, but that's just a disorderly barking dog.
6 、你丑到连长颈鹿看到你都可以在三秒内呕出来。
You ugly to even the giraffe see you can ou in three seconds.
7 、你说不要等你翻了身，可咸鱼翻身，还是咸鱼。
Don't wait for you to turn over a body, you say can be respected, and salted fish.
8 、要不是那晚，我忘了买套套，你早就被冲进下水道。
If it weren't for that night, I forgot to buy condoms, you would have been washed down the drain.
9 、要去医院吗？我带你去，是先去妇科还是精神科啊？
Want to go to the hospital? I take you to go to the department of gynaecology or psychiatrist?
1 0、你是不是觉得你胸小还替国家省布料了还挺骄傲啊。
Do you feel your chest be small also on behalf of the province of cloth is quite proud.
1 1 、应该立刻把你从鸡窝里揪出来，然后关到监狱里去！
Should immediately put you out from the henhouse, then go to jail.
1 2、这么不要脸，这么没心没肺，你的体重应该会很轻吧？
So shameless, so heartless, you should be very light weight?
1 3 、打是亲骂是爱，别总骂你妈，都快跟你妈产生感情了。
Play is close to scold is love, don't scold your mother, are coming to the emotions with your mother.
1 4、瞅你走个道还昂首挺胸的，别撑了，再撑就一个小馒头。
Chou you go a way also self-respect, don't hold, hold out a small steamed bun.
1 5 、你这也是可持续性发展啊，从这个学校骚到现在这个学校。
You this is sustainable development, from the school SAO to the school now.